1) Devin D.
Bella: "So, while I'll be living with you, I will fall in love with a vampire, get married and have a baby. I will almost die giving birth, but Edward will save me by turning me into a vampire. Just giving you a heads up so you don't have to worry."
Charlie: "Um...okay."
2) Gabby P.
Charlie: "Um, Bella? Isn't that your boyfriend eating a deer on the side of the road?"
3) Caroline S.
Bella: "Ever thought of ditching the stash?"
Charlie: "Ever thought of hitting the tanning bed?"
4) Vincent R.
Bella: "You didn't forget to buy tampons did you?"
5)Jenn M.
Charlie: "So Bells, there's only one rule while you are living under my roof. You may only blink your eyes 60 times per hour. Not 600. So, calm down with the blinking now, kid."
