1) Jennifer C.
Edward: "Jacob, did you pee on Bella?"
Jacob: "I was just marking my territory!"
2) Leigh J.
Bella: *frantic whisper* "Jake, everyone knows the Quileute secret"
Edward: "Yes, Jacob. Actually, it's rather obvious. *sigh* Those are peel-and-stick tattoos. Alice saw them at Hot Topic."
3) Lexy J.
Jake: "Nice hair, Bells"
Edward: "I did it for her"
Jake: "So, I'm guessing in all your years of living you were never a hair stylist?"
4) Cameron D.
Edward: "The one who goes the longest without blinking gets Bella"
Jacob: "I'm down. Ready?"
Edward: "Go!"
Bella: "Well, I blink way too much, so I guess I'll just judge"
5) Cassie F.
Bella & Edward: *Silence*
Jacob: "What? You guys don't like my idea of a reality show? I'm gonna call it "American's Next Top Wolf""
6) Jade G.
Bella: "I'm sorry Jake, but we're not going to be able to walk you today"
Jacob: "Oh, man!"
Edward: "Yeah, we're going to get my sideburns trimmed..."
