1) Erin D.
Felix: "Guy's, I think we got the wrong directions..."
Caius: "Yeah, me too. What was the place called again?...Spoons?"
Felix: "No, no. I'm pretty sure it was knives."
Jane: "Really, you nut cases?! It was Forks!!"
2) Leigh J.
Alec: "You simply haaad to agree we'd model Alice's new line of VampWear, didn't you?"
Jane: *hisses* "Just keep stomping, Alec - and try to look fierce for once."
3) Amaya M.
Demetri: "Hey, is that a McDonald's?"
4) Tre E.
Felix: "So, um - what are we gonna say when we get there, dudes?"
Jane: "Something dark and macabre! How about this...*heavy raspy breathing* Edward, I am your father."
Demetri: "Uh huh. That's a good one. Edward, join the dark side. Yeah! Yeah!"
Felix: "Sweeeet!"
5) Anna S.
Jane: "Did anyone lock the door before we left?"
'I was all braced for the wrath that was going to put grizzlies to shame, and this is what I get. I should infuriate you more often.' - Eclipse, Page 186