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10 Ways to Annoy Edward Cullen / Robert Pattinson
Submitted by Rose, Ashly, Mayra
Tell him, "So....107 years of being a virgin....how's it feel?"
Sneak up behind RPattz and whisper, "How long have you been 17?"
Ask him how he feels about Jacob being his son in law.
Throw glitter on RPattz.
Ask him if he likes his steak rare.
When you see him tell him, "Cedric, I thought you were dead."
When around him, think only pornographic thoughts.
Tell him you Goolged 'Adrenaline Rush'.
Tell RPattz he needs to wax his chest.
Dress up as a lamb and tell him, "I'll be your lamb, Edward."
10 Ways to Annoy Jacob Black / Taylor Lautner
Submitted by Rose, Ashly, Mayra
Ask him if he even owns a shirt.
Pat him on the head and say, "Nice doggie."
Ask him how he feels being a babysitter.
What does 'get very ugly' entail?
Ask Taylor, once again, how he got into shape for New Moon.
Ask him if he likes it doggie style.
Ask him how the conversation with Nessie went, beginning with "So....I kissed your mom...."
Ask him, "How is it having Edward as a father in law?"
Jump off a cliff so he saves you, insisting you it was recreational.
Hold your nose around him and tell him to take a bath.
'What a marshmallow. You should hold out for someone with a stronger stomach. Someone who laughs at the gore that makes weaker men vomit.' - New Moon, Page 211
